Friday, February 22, 2013

CHAQUITOPIA
Home of the Chaquita Banana
Come yo our beach fiestas today and have a wonderful time with new friends!

Wednesday, February 20, 2013

ITINEREARY

 
 
9:00:  WAKE UP
 
9:30:  FEED MONKEYS
 
10:00:  GO ON TOUR OF CITY
 
12:00:  EAT LUNCH ON THE BEACH
 
1:00:  GO SHOPPING
 
3:00:  GO ROCK CLIMBING
 
6:00:  EAT DINNER
 
7:00:  PARTY FOR THE REST OF THE NIGHT ON THE BEACH OR IN A DISCO CLUB BECAUSE ITS A GOOD TIME
Dear Diary,
Today in Chaquitopia I went cray cray.  I put bubbles in the ocean and we all had a giant bubble bath.  It was really fun.  It was a good memory and I will cherish it for life.  BUBBLE BATH FOR LIFE YO.
Dear Diary,
Today in Chaquitopia I just relaxed on the beautiful beach.  It was a really nice time.  I got to think about things.  Then I went to a concert and had a fun cray cray time with my buddies and it was a freaking funny moment to have in my memories.
Dear Diary,
Today in Chaquitopia I partied with a bunch of random people and monkeys.  It was really fun and everyone was having a cray cray time. It was such a beautiful time and I had a blast.
This is the best place to live because it is happy, fun, cray cray, and a beautiful place to be.  No other place can be any greater, it is such an amazing place and everyone who comes stays because of its wonderfulness.
The government of Chaquitopia is a democracy.  We vote for our leaders.  The leaders must first get certified and be cleared to rule Chaquitopia.

RULES

 
 
1:  Always tell the truth
 
2:  Always have fun and be happy
 
3:  Don't judge anyone
 
4:  Be active and fit
 

5:  Smell good and have good hygiene
 
6:  Do not talk about someone behind their back, say it to their face
 
7:  Be friends with everyone
 
8:  Forget the past and move on with the present
 
9:  Respect others and objects
 
10:  Be yourself at all times

This is our animal, it is a monkey because monkeys just want to have fun and they don't judge anyone.  They also are very straight forward with what they want and what they think.
MISTER CHAQUITA BANANA! He is the nicest, most wonderful person in the world, and he is the mascot of this place.  Everyone loves him to death, as he returns the love.

Wednesday, February 13, 2013

Declaration of Indepence

 
The current society completely sucks.  They judge everyone.  You're either too skinny or too fat, too tall or too short.  Here in Chaquitopia we don't judge anyone.  Society says one thing, then they go and do another thing.  Society now is not trustworthy.  Nothing is looked at as perfect, yet we are all striving to get there.  In Chaquitopia there is no perfect.  Nothing is judged nor looked at.  We all have our flaws, but it doesn't make anyone less of a person.  Everyone has their own style, and reasons for that style.  If you think you're better than anyone then you need to look yourself in the mirror and realize you're just a human being like anyone else.
Welcome to Chaquitopia, home of the Chaquita Bananas!